Oh the humanity! Will no one stop us before we kill again?!
A German man has dropped dead after visiting a prostitute and discovering she was a transsexual, according to a report.
We’re like the basilisk in Harry Potter, only it’s not our eyes you have to be careful about gazing upon apparently.
Anyway it’s nice to see our modern media covering such important stories with the sensitivity and seriousness we’ve come to expect from them. Be sure to stay tuned for their ongoing investigative report, “The Transsexual Menace: Seriously, Don’t They Just Gross You Out?!”